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This Day in History
History is one of those great things that most of us thought was brain dead boring while we were in school, but then as we get older we realize how much of an impact history can have on our future. Especially if we are unfortunate enough to forget it and then relive our mistakes. For some quick education and a little fun click here to see what happened on this day in history.
For those needing a laugh
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level. "Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level." "Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level." "Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me." "Oh, no, I can't do that officer." "Why not?" said the officer. The man replied "Because I'm too drunk!"